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Ok Ladies, This is your special page. Yes it's pretty- Why not, you add class to the casino! Please be patient, some interesting stories are on the way. My Boss heard a voice say, "Just build the site and they will come!" I think he got hit over the head by a baseball bat! He wants to give you all the details about this new and exciting page. I know he's a guy, but he is the boss! (I'm not sure what I am, he never told me. So I guess I will fit in. But that will be your decision!)

Hi Ladies,
Don't mind Craps Man. He is mad at me because I will not give him a raise until I get enough favorable viewer response to see if he is doing his job. My name is Larry Freiwald. I have a vision for this page that includes you as a basic participant. I believe that there are a number of women that enjoy going to the casino, playing table games, and even enjoy playing the game of Craps. I believe that they have great stories to tell. Stories to tell about exciting trips to great gambling cities around the world. Perhaps the time you beat your husband or boyfriend, or an unusual strategy that you have used and had success! (Did you try Pay-4-First? Did you make any money?) This page will be an open forum just for you Ladies. The success of this page will depend on your willingness to share your experiences with other women! All stories and comments will be posted on this page when I receive them. Just click and send:

It was a hard week for Mr. Hotdog. He suggested going to the casino to unwind. His wife eagerly accepted. He headed for the Blackjack tables and his wife chose her favorite slot machine. It only took him 15 min. to drop $150! He quickly discovered that Blackjack was not going to overcome his bad week at the office. He spotted a "hot" craps table as he planed to make a killing. Two rolls and it was over! The North Pole in January could not describe the the temperature of the table from that time on. Wishing he would have stayed home, he went searching for his wife.

He found her grinning from ear to ear. "I just won $500, how did you do?", she asked with excitement in her voice. "Well at least we broke even", he said with an embarrassed look on his face, "I have spent enough time unwinding, let's hit the road". Reluctantly she agreed to leave.

On the way through the lobby, he said, "I have to take a dump, could you bring the car around and I will meet you at the entrance". She headed for the exit and he headed for the Mens Room. He did not notice that there was no toilet paper until it was too late! He saw a roll come sliding under the door after an attendant heard a few not-so-nice words coming from the stall.

At the entrance he saw his wife standing out side the car with the lights on and running. She said, "Honey don't get upset but I locked myself out"! That was all it took to unleash all the frustration from the lousy week at work, losing at the tables, and the toilet paper incident. He stood back and let it go. "How could God make my wife so Beautiful and at the same time so Stupid?" Fully understanding her husbands temperament, she responded, "I believe God knew what He was doing. He made me Beautiful so you could Love me, and He made me Stupid so I could Love YOU"!

Great site, Good idea to have Ladies page. I love the game of craps there is nothing like it and it is a game that I can and have won a few dollars playing. Some men try to make you feel unwelcome but most men are gentlemanly about it, and are willing to give ladies a chance and when you have a monster roll they gladly win their bets. I keep track of the numbers as they roll some call me the "Dice Counter". I can't track the table without having the numbers. My best session was 53 numbers, but only 3 passes, Lots of hardways, What a happy table everyone won a lot of money including the dealers, as I was tipping as I was winning, I placed A $6 six & eight for the dealers and I threw a total of 18 sixes & 8's. All the dealers call me by name and are happy to see me at their table and if some Man starts to give me a hard time they are quick to call him on it. They tell him not to bother their "Friend". One time at the Grand Casino in Biloxi, Ms. A drunk man was bothering me as I was trying to throw the dice and the Pit boss called security and they told him to go sleep it off as they helped him out of the Casino. It was bad deal but it made me feel safe to know that the casino would protect their players. I just got back from a trip to Casino Magic in Biloxi and I had a good time. I didn't have a monster roll about the best I did was 19 numbers and made 2 passes, most of my rolls were 5 to 8 numbers. My best session was the 19 #'s, and then the next shooter rolled 22 #'s And the next shooter rolled 58 #'s, It was great everyone won! After the point is made I "place" the 6 & 8 for $60 each and "buy" the 4 for $35 any hit pays $70 -$1 if 4 hits, then I make the 6 & 8 ($18 each), at this point I have 70+120=190-36=$154 and still have 3 #'s covered if the 4 hits 70-$1=69-$1=ahead $68, then 6or8 gives me+$21=$87ahead + the $154 after the 3rd hit, increase 6 & 8 by $6 each and every 3rd hit increase Place bets and then buy 5 & 9 for $30 each, after 3 more hits buy the 10 for $35 now all #'s are covered. Every 3rd hit of 4 or 10 increase them $20 each; Every 3rd hit of 5or6 or 8or9 increase $30 each. I only play pass line with odds if I am the shooter. This will work starting with $24 six & eight and a $15 place bet on the 4, then after 1st hit go to $6 on the 6 & 8, every 3rd hit increase $6 each etc. Can't win as much this way but if the devil shows before a hit can't lose as much either, sometimes the devil shows right after the point is made and it hurts but after the 1st hit everything else puts you ahead and if you catch a few good rolls you will win a lot. Well good luck and may the dice always roll in your favor.

    Two friends, Smith and Jones, went together to play the slot machines at the casino. Each agreed that when her allotted money was gone, she would go to the front of the casino and sit on the bench to wait for her friend.
    Jones quickly lost all of her money and went to sit on the bench. She waited and waited and waited and waited. After what seemed an eternity, she saw Smith coming toward her carrying a huge sack of coins.
    "Hey, Jones," said Smith, "how'd you do?"
    "Well, Smith", said Jones, "you see me here on this bench- what do you think? It looks like you hit it big, though."
    "Oh yeah," said Smith, "did I find a great machine! It's way in the back. I'll show it to you-you can't lose! EVERY TIME YOU PUT IN A DOLLAR FOUR QUARTERS COME OUT!!!" (I wonder if there was a little hair color thing going on?)

In the spirit of the holidays, I've taken some liberties with this Christmas Classic. I do hope that the author, Clement Clarke Moore will forgive my audacity. I hope that you enjoy it.

"TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS"

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse;
Some patrons were hung-over by the bar with no care
In hopes that their courage would remember why they were there,
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While the adults went out gambling, winnings danced in their heads.
And mamma in her jewelry and Dad in his smoker
Had just settled down for a long night of poker,
When deep from the casino there arose such a clatter.
I sprang from my chair to see what was the matter.
Away to the roulette wheel I did flash,
Pushed back the crowd and squeezed through the mass.
The marker on the edge of the red corner showed
Gave the player a glimpse of the numbers in that row.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a short little dealer and eight more in the rear.
With a little old lady, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be a trick.
More rapid than eagles she braced for her game,
And she whistled, and shouted and called her numbers as they came;
"Now, six! now, eight! now nine and eleven!
On, sixteen! on twenty! on thirty and seven!
To the top of the red row! Every number was her call.
Now dash away! dash away! She won them all!

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle mount to the sky.
So up to the table top the chips how they grew,
With the rack full of red ones and green ones and blue.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the slots
The ringing and chiming of coins, quite a lot.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the aisle I could see more gamblers abound.
One dressed all in fur from his head to his ankle,
And his hands were all calloused from pulling the handle;
A bundle of tokens he flung in his cup,
And he looked like a winner. We all gave him "thumbs-up".
His eyes--how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;
The stump of a credit card he held tight in his teeth.
And the new friends he was making encircled him like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf;
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know he was thousands ahead.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the casino cups, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod to the cashier he rose,
He sprang to the exit to the valet gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like men chased with a pistol.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, GOOD LUCK GAMBLING TONIGHT!

The first two times I played craps in Vegas, they handed ME the dice. I was nervous. The first throw didn't make it across the table so I had to redo it. Well, I gave those dice a good fling. SO good that they jumped off the table and hit another dealer in the back! Of course, they had to call over security to pick the danged things up. Talk about feeling stupid. Eventually I got over it. I played again at another casino and again they handed me the dice ( I must look a lot luckier than I really am) this time I managed to knock over the dealer's chips!

After that, I played at 4 am on a cheap table ( quarter bets). I was amongst the lowest of the lowlife in Vegas. These men obviously did not have the luxury of SOAP in their lives and smelled awful! Among the 6 of them they did not have a full set of teeth. They all thought I was a babe, of course. I played for 5 minutes and then went to bed. I made a hell of a killing playing craps on Nintendo though!

(Don't give up Patti. Learn as much as you can and you will be a pro in no time! Larry "AhCraps"!)

I love to play craps at a $2.00 table. High Roller I'm not! The last time I was in Nevada, I stopped in a small town by the name of Primm. I heard they had just what I was looking for. I asked one of the locals if he knew of the best $2 craps game in town. Looking at me, as if to say, "You play craps ##@@!", he pointed to a nice looking casino at the end of the block. I found a table were the dealers were really friendly and joking a lot. I cashed in my bankroll (penny bankroll!) for chips. As the Dealer slid me my chips, I heard the Stickman say "7-Out, Line away". With much expertise, I put $2 on the passline. I think the point was either a 4 or 10. With greater expertise I put $2 odds just behind my pass bet. The shooter rolled the point, and the dealer put two chips next to my passline bet- (Nothing next to the odds). I pointed to my odds bet, and the dealer asked "Should I pay behind, too?" I said, "Uh, yeah!" Whereby he promptly flicked the top chip of the stack of two next to my passline bet to reveal a $5.00 chip! The expression on his face was kind of a smirk. After he revealed the five chip, I said, "Oh, you're really funny," and we both laughed. A friendly dealer really makes a session "profitable!"

Ladies, let's talk about it!